So it is 3:24 in the morning as I write this and and I have just one question for you guys.
Why the hell are you still driving? I sure as hell don’t work overnights because the hours are neat. So this traffic back-up thing at 11 pm just isn’t doing it for me.
That aside, its been a pretty awful week on the roads. It seems that the days that all the idiots strap on their velcro shoes and go for a drive coincides with days that I work. Or its just summer. But I feel like having a pity party so I’m going former.
Yesterday:
-Middle-aged woman hands me dollar, thinks better of it, and asks me to give her the dollar back becaaaauuussse she’s going to give me a 100 pennies.
-”I want to have your baby!” -male voice from back of SUV yelled with intent to make me jump.
- Coins coated with what I’m guessing is a mix of motor oil, fast food grease, and dust. Bonus- driver and passenger exclaim how gross money is and laugh when I throw money to the side in disgust.
- Driver, who when informed he is 15 cents short does a weird point and smile and starts to drive away.
- Good god, that was like six bible church vans in a row.
-Another collector has managed to break two machines so far. Can he get three by sunrise?
- No sir, I don’t want to come along fishing.
- What’s that? You don’t want to sit here with me and count out all six of those rolls of pennies you have there? Cool, I’ll take the five then.
Is it morning yet?
